The Vampire Diary: Fallen Angels

"more like lucky beyond belief" he said yawning. "has anyone tried sewing his mouth shut?" he asked.

Kalvin raised his hand, "We were ten the first time I tried that."

"what about supergluing his lips together?"he asked. he wondered how much they had tried.

"Tried it." Zane piped up.

"what about both of those last two, handcuffing his hands together behind his back and stuffing him in a locked closet?" he asked.

"Tried it." Zane and Kalvin spoke at the same time.

"How about, while he's asleep, you ram a nail through his forehead?" Adrian suggested.

Jason smirked. "seems i'll have to be a bit more creative." he said laughing. he glanced over at adrian. "with his thick skull i doubt the nail would do anything" he asked.

"Fine, use a tent pike."

"i think a railroad spike would work better" he said

((Not really... a metal tent pike is, like, seven inches and railroad spikes are about five. I have a bucket of them.))

Zane laughed, "If you can ever figure out where he's sleeping. No one can ever find him. And since his mind is so closely connected to Kalvin's, if we were to get Kalvin to tell us where he was, he'd wake up. They go to sleep at the exact same time."
"Sounds like he's pretty good at being annoying and getting away with it." Bella commented.
"You have no idea." Kalvin agreed.

Jason smirked. "well he can't hide from me" he said. they may have forgotten he was a wolf demon, and therefore a great tracker.

Kyira turned and looked at Bella.
"The evil twin has the brain capacity of a squirrel...so being annoying and easy to get away with it is second nature to him...believe me. I would know..."

"They truly are." Zane nodded, "So, Kyira, are you up for trying to track down the ever-popular Miss Dianne Ward and giving her a stern talking to?"

Kyira grinned and stood,brushing off her skirt as she did.
"Over joyed dear Zane, over joyed I would be!"

Zane nodded, "So it's settled." He looked around at everyone, "To Castle Ward?" He said to Bella.
Bella nodded, "To Castle Ward."