Satan's Madness

((Well, guards tend to wander the street making sure no trouble happens. When someone gets thrown out of a window, they see whats up))

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((Ack. Is no one going to help me?))

((alright. Calico will find you.))
When Jena looked over at Calico again, she was gone, wandering off in the Port. Calico walked through the streets toward the tavern for a drink, pistol on one hip, sword on the other. Once she got there, she looked at the window in curiosity. What had happened to break it? Then again, this was a tavern. Things broke all the time. She walked inside, chuckling lightly as a dark man had the city guards breathing down his neck. Should she help him? She sighed, knowing that her sense of adventure would not be satisfied unless she did. She silently pulled one of the guards' swords out of the sheath at his side while he was questioning the man. She laid one finger on her lips in a sign to not say anything about her being there.

Jeff, back against the wall, took a quick look at the woman behind the guards. His thoughts drowned out the words of the guards. Who was she? Why is she here? Why was she going to help me? And d*mn was she one fine looking maiden. Or maybe Fox was a better discription. He was shaken out of his thoughts by one of the guards.

"Are you listening to me?" said the guard

"Uhh, well, sir. No." replied Jeff

"What! Ill have your head!"

Jena, who had wandered around looking for calico, saw the ruccous and walkd up next to calico, raising an eyebrow to silently question her as to what was happening.

Calico tapped the guard's shoulder with her sword, "Wouldn't you need a weapon for that?" she handed the hilt of the guard's sword to Jeff, "Here we are. Care for a barroom brawl?"

Jena smirked. "oh calico you found us some entertainment" she said her eyes glinting with an untold ferocity.

Jeff elbowed one of the three guards, jabbed another to purely startle him and then dashed out the door. "Wish I could help the girls. Really do, but I'm saving my own skin before anyone else's."

Calico looked over, "I can handle this. You didn't save me any last time. Go see if the ship is here." She watched Jeff bolt and rolled her eyes, "Alright. You take care of this. I'll chase down the guy. He owes me a thank-you." She said, sheathing her own sword and running after him, "Hey!"

Calico stopped, wondering where Jeff went, when she was tugged into an alley. It was Jeff.

"Shh. Your not from around here are you. You don't attack a guard without wanting to lose a head."

Cervantes walked down the stairs, holding his head. Clearly he had a hangover and the noise had gotten to him. "Whats going on?" He mumbled/shouted.

Calico took his hand off of her, "No, I'm not. And I don't have to try to loose my head, it just happens." she turned to face him, her gray eyes searching his, "You sail?" she had asked because he had a sailor's build.

"Just follow me"

He lead the nameless woman into a nearby abandoned building.

"Madam, you ask if I sail. Well I tell you this. I don't just sail. I live and breath. the sea. she is my lover. I am the King of the Caribbean! Now I'm sure you'll ask what this handsome devil of a king is doing being questioned by guards. But thats another tale for another day. Whats your name?"

Jena rolled her eyes and made quick work of the guards, before walking off the way calico had gone.

Calico snorted. This kid was arrogant as hell. But, he had a certain confidence to him that she found charming. "Calico. My name is Calico Anne Cash. And yours is?"

Jeff bowed deeply in a royal sort of way. "Well me, Ms. Cash. I am humbled that you would grace me with your presence. I am Jeffery Spade." He then proceeded to kiss the hand of this fox, Calico.

Calico smirked, "Don't call me that. It makes me sound old and by my reckoning, I'm close to your age. Possibly younger."

I'm sorry lady Fox. Now I'm sure you were up to something. before you met me. What was it?

Calico raised an eyebrow, "Fox?" she chuckled, "I was actually trying to get another girl off my back. And waiting for my ship to get back."

Ahh. Wait, what?

((Use quote marks, please.))
Calico chuckled, "You heard me. I sail. I have my own ship that I sent for when I arrived yesterday. Unless, that is, the Madness decides to come for me..."

Jeff sat on a crate, crossed his arms and slouched."So your shipless, crewless except for that one strange lass, and your following strange men into abandoned buildings in the middle of night. Not the wises girl I've met. Or the luckiest. But Ill tell ya this." Jeff stood. "Ill let ya sail the seas with me. Right now we have get a boat. That's where your womanly charms come into play." said Jeff scheming.

Calico laughed, "So you want me to run around, flaunting my breasts to get people onto your ship?"

"Heh. If that's how you see it. and a ship." Jeff grabbed a support beam, held on with one hand and leaned in toward Calico. "Or you and I could, together, sail the sea, in a merry little boat, with no one else and not a care in the world. Whata ya say, Lady Fox?"