The Perfect School ((Panduh&Kyira =D))

Zeli grumbled loudly as she climbed out of her mom's car. She woke up late and missed the bus at her old elementary school so her mom had to drive her and b**** the whole way there.
"God mom, I know!"
She slammed the door and walked inside, stopping dead in her tracks. The infamous "Redneck Land" was deserted. The clock read 8:10...so what was going on. She ran to the library and tripped over the bean bag, landing on Josh.

"ZEHLEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Panduh screamed as she ran and jumped on Zeli and Josh. "WHERE WERE YOU?!"

"Home, asleep...REDNECK LAND IS DEAD!!!" Zeli screamed.
Josh stared at her like she was crazy.
"Are you serious?" Josh asked.
Zeli nodded. She looked up and saw the skaters there, the emo kids and the skater/emo type ROTC kids...so where were the preppy rednecks and jocks?

"I know! It feels all weird up in here...." Panduh said, looking up at the ceiling.

Zeli stood, pulling her jacket back together and throwing down her junk. She grabbed Panduh by the hand and dragged her to Skater Land.
"Timmy, question, I demand an answer."
Timmy turned around, looking confused as usual.
"What is it...?"
"Where are the rednecks?!"
He looked at her like she was crazy.
"What rednecks?"

Panduh pulled a small ladder out of nowhere, climbed up a few steps, grabbed Timmy by the shoulders and shook him violently.
"YOU KNOW WHAT F*****G REDNECKS! WHERE THE F**K ARE THEY?!"

Timmy's face was totally shocked.
"There are no rednecks here! Only skaters, emos, scenes and nerds!!"
Zeli felt her jaw drop.
"No wonder Josh is still here!!"

Panduh's face went blank. She fell off the ladder, landing on her big a** with a thump. "What in the gay hell happened?" She asked, looking around at the emptier than usual library. Suddenly the library's exit doors burst open, and one of the most gorgeous guys ever ran through it screaming, "ANARCHY!"

((zomg...its mystery dude!))

Zeli fainted and Timmy stared at them like they were crazy.
"Viva La Mexico!" Zeli raised her hand in the air and shouted.

Panduh smiled and shouted a few dirty/funny things in German. "Anarchy" boy skipped over to them and just stood there ike an idiot.

"Down with America?"
Zeli asked a bit dazed.
Josh was passed out cold from shock. As Zeli thought for words Greg, Abby, and Katie walked into the library and walked towards them, Greg of course, passed out at the site of anarchy boy.

Panduh sighed dramtically and started slapping the two awake. Anarchy boy leaned over and watched intently.

Zeli jumped up and pointed at her schedule which floated to the floor.
"OH MY GAWD!!! I HAVE EVERY CLASS WITH YOU...AND!! JADE PUGET TEACHES FREAKING ART!!!"

Panduh's eyes grew wider than they ever had. She squealed and grabbed a handful of whoever's jacket and started pulling them to the art room. Turns out she had grabbed Zeli, Anarchy boy, Greg, and Josh. Don't ask how. Just know that we're all in the art room now.

Zeli squealed so loud it could only be heard as a loud whistle type noise.
"Max Green teaches MUSIC!!!!"
She danced in a circle pulling Anarchy boy around with her.

"Mhmm, that's nice," Panduh said absentmindedly, now frantically searching the art room for Jade.

Jade walked in, man purse on his shoulder and his 'emo' glasses on.
"Can I help you kids?"

Panduh clapped a hand over her mouth to keep from screaming. She quicky regained her cool and said, "Oh, uh we were just looking for um.......yeah.....I have the same glasses...." OMFGWTH PANDUH YOU FXCKING DORK!!!!!!

((regained my cool? i never had cool to begin with!))

Jade smiled brightly.
"Really? Did you get yours from *insert some store I've never heard of here*? Or Wal-Mart?"
He put his bag down and walked towards his desk.

((Panduh no postey in our one-on-one...))

((Well, no posty in ours! >.<))

"Uhh......I honestly don't remember. But *insert some store I've never heard of here* sounds familiar." Panduh said, still just standing there like an idiot.

((xP))

"So, do you guys take my class?"
Zeli nodded with a grin.
"Yeah Mr. Puget, we have it 3rd block, that means we get to eat with you, OH! Do you know what's for lunch?"
"I think it's soy burgers or some kind of tofu soup..."

"Ooh, I wish we had the tofurky wraps..." Panduh said.