In the Magical Land Where AFI rules the World...- R.I.P.

'Not exactly....really now?' Davey said
'Jade i hate to break it to ya, but your a horrible lier.' Davey added while diving under the bed trying to find those d*mn high heels
They matched his tiara and pink cape

Jade smiled sheepishly, his face blushing a bright red. "I know," he muttered.

Davey was still under the bed looking for the pink stiletto heels
all he could find is a bunch of used condoms and vibrators.....
AHHHHHH!!!! JADE HAS VIBRATORS?!?!?!
somethings going on that Davey did not know about
Davey picked up one of the thousand vibrators and came out from under bed the bed with the vibrator clutched in his hand
He held the vibrator out in his hand
"Would you care to explain?" Davey asked while wondering, Why is Jeffree Star still here? Maybe things will make since once I found out why he has all these used vibrators under Jades bed

Jade's eyes grew wide in horror. "Give me that!" He said, snatching the vibrator from Davey. "Leave my toys alone!"

'Jade, hun would you like to tell me something?'Davey asked
'Maybe a secret, because you've been acting weird lately'

Jade shook his head violently as he shoved the vibrator back under the bed. "No, nothing. Why do you ask?"

'Well... you see its not everyday you see Jeffree Star in your friends bedroom, dressed exactly like him and find a bunch of used condoms and vibrators under their bed....' Davey explained
While still trying to figure out why Jeffree was still there

((who's playing Jeffree?))

((everyone, i'll be more fun that way))

((oh, okay. I was going to say that you could do it, but whatever.))
Jeffree scoffed. "I'm trying to make him beautiful for you!" He said as he fussed with Jade's hair.

((you can take Jeffree if you like))
Confused, Davey asks "why is there something special going on tonight?"

((how about we share Jeffree?))
"there was supposed to be this big surprise thing that Jade was going to do for you, but you've almost ruined that by being here!" Jeffree nearly screamed as he fluffed up the back of Jade's hair. Jade swatted at his hands and smoothed his hair back down.

((okie dokie))
Davey was suddenly excited
A surprise?
or me?
Yay!
Davey loved surprises
Finally he said "Oh! I''ll leave you two ladies alone"
and skipped out of the room
As soon as the door shuts Jeffree says "Now lets get back down to business, first off you must stuff your leotard to make you junk look bigger"

Jade frowned. "It's big enough already!"

Jeffree laughed "If you f**ked with the guy I've fu**ed, you look like an Asian guy compared with them. NOW STUFF"
While trying to shove a wad of cotton into the crotch of Jade's leotard.
Meanwhile, Davey was still looking for Hunter, then he remember, he forgot the high heels that Jade had on
Oh well.. he'll get them later...

Jade stumbled away from Jeffree, pulling out the cotton. "I probably won't be wearing this stupid thing for very long! I don't need that!"

"You said you wanted to surprise Davey don't you?" Jeffree asked while pulling a dildo out from under Jades bed
"The way to get to a mans heart to to have a big d*ck" Jeffree added while waving the dildo in the air

Jade laughed. "You have not seen this thing in action." He said, poitning to his crotch.
"I'm a grower, not a shower. And there's a reason my last girlfriend called me 7-11."

Jeffree was laughing histerallicaly at this point "b*tch you haven't seen anything until you've had a 14 inch d*ck up you a**"
"Now stuff, or you going to get this dildo shoved up your a**"Jeffree demanded

Jade sighed, defeated, and let Jeffree make his crotch look ridiculously huge.

While adding the padding, Jeffree noticed that someone was getting hard
"Thinking of Davey already are we?" Jeffree teased

Jade blushed. "Shut up." he muttered.
When Jeffree finished, Jade walked across the hall to Davey's room. "I'm going to wait in here until Davey comes back." he called to Jeffree.

Jeffree giggled " Just think, your first time with a guy. I'm so proud of you!!"
Then Jeffree left the room to find Davey
He finally found Davey after 5 mins of searching to find that he and Hunter was fighting over the pink cape in tiara.
"GUYS!!!" Jeffree yelled
Both Hunter and Davey looked up embarrassed
"Hunter, if you want a tiara and pink cape, i'll get you one, now give Davey pack his stuff"
"Sorry, Jeffree" Davey apologized
"its okay, now Jade's waiting for you in you bed....." That's all Jeffree had to say when Davey darted out of the thorn room and ran into his bedroom
When he got in there, Jade was sitting on his bed, hotter than before.
"hhhhhhiiii" was all Davey could say
After all Davey always thought Jade was hott.

Jade was sprawled out on Davey's bed, and he was nervous as f*ck. "Hi," he said quietly. He could already feel himself blushing.

"So what exactly is my surprise?" Davey asked try not to touch Jade
Da*n this is harder that it looks Davey thought while his whole body was shaking with excitement
then Davey remember, Lock the door
so Davey walked over and locked the door real quick