The Hollywood Vampires: R.I.P.

"WTF, Bella?! I totally saw that coming!" Jade huffed and focused on the road.
Adrian had stopped laughing and had the edges of the seat in a death grip. She was panting hard and her eyes were as big as saucers.

"Oh, you did not!" Bella giggled and slid back down into Orlando's lap, "You might as well be drunk right now."
Orlando laughed, "Speaking of drunk, I'm a little thirsty right now. Who wants to drve by the woods?"

Jade gasped. "Bella, how could you say something like that?! That's horrible! I would never, ever drink anything alcoholic!"
Adrian sighed. "Jade, honey, calm down. Bella knows about that, it was just a figure of speech. But Orlando, did you forget it's daylight? The woods aren't exactly dark right now...And besides, why would you want to kill a poor, defenseless animal just for food?" She pulled a V8 from under the seat and chugged it all in 3 seconds flat.

"Forgot about the light." Orlando muttered, "And not everyone could live off of V8 like you can."
Bella raised one hand sheepishly, "I probably could."
Orlando looked at her quizzically, then Bella blushed.
"What? It's flippin' delicious."

"I know, right?" Jade and Adrian exclaimed in unison.
"Whoa, now I kinda see why you call us the 'Puget Twins'," Adrian said.

During the duration of this conversation Kyira had fallen asleep and was snoozing lightly with her headphones in, turned at full blast to drown out the others talking. As she slept she dreamed of unicorns and skittles.

Bella laughed, "Why didn't you see it before?" they went around a curve and she slid out of Orlando's lap and slammed down on Kyira. "Oops. Sorry."

Kyira jumped up and looked around quickly.
"Who? What? When? Where?!...Oh...stupid car..."

Jade giggled. "Oops..." he said sarcastically.
Adrian just laughed and pulled out two more V8's, one for her, one for her fiance. ((oh, it sounds so right to say that!))

Kyira grimaced and intentionally pulled out a pack of cigarettes. She didn't smoke of course, but it was fun to taunt them with. She put on in her mouth and lit it, sucking in a big breath of smoke and blowing it towards the front.

"OH HELL NAW!" Jade slammed on the brakes. He got out of the car, ignoring the fact that the sun was literally killing him, opened the back door and forcefully pulled Kyira out. He took the ciggarettes from her, threw them down and stomped on them, then shut and locked the door and ran back in the car before she could get back in.
"You know better than to do that, so now you have to be punished!"

Kyira sat on the sidewalk and let the sun burn her.
"I won't be the one suffering when I burn to death..."

"Fine! Then I just won't play your stupid gig tonight!" Jade said as he unlocked the doors.

"I can sneak Max in..."
Kyira laughed as she climbed back in. She was badly burnt, but she could care less.

Bella made a very sad-looking face. Some how or another, everyone managed to get into fights when she was there. Even though it wasn't, somehow she was convinced it was all her fault. She wiped her eyes and sniffed, trying to hold back the tears that were strating to come.
Orlando put his arm around Bella, at this point attunted to her thoughts so well that he could tell exactly what she was thinking, "Bells, calm down, you know it's not you."
She rested her head on his shoulder as he kept whispering in her ear, "It's not you." as she cried softly.

Jade sighed as he looked in the rear view mirror at Bella. "Here, you drive." He said to Adrian before turning around to hug Bella, his foot still on the gas. Adrian was used to Jade doing this. By now she could steer pretty good for a passenger-side driver, so she calmly kept drivng and took a sip of her V8.

Bella let him hug her, in a bit of a manliness sandwich, but quite clearly not complaining. She sniffed again, her crying slowly dying down, but not quite all over. Bella hoped that no one tried to pull them over.

After the "manliness sandwich", Jade turned around and continued driving until they got to Kyira and Max's house. When he got there, he pulled up into the dirveway, and opened tha back door, motioning for Kyira to get out.
"OkbyeKiyraIloveyouyouf###ingb###hnowgetthehellouttamycar."* Jade said in a rush.
"Oh, and I think I might have thought about changing my mind, so maybe I might just possibly show up at your gig tonight, and if I do, then maybe it might be a possibilty that I might play bass for you guys." Jade rambled, a huge grin plastered on his face.

((*Translation from Jade-speak to English: Ok bye Kiyra I love you, you f###ing b###h now get the hell outta my car.))

Kyira jumped out and gave Jade a quick slap in the head. (Meaning, "Thanks you cl** licker, I hope you can make it.) She ran to the door and rushed inside. As soon as she walked in, Max was there holding her close to him.
"Wow...I'm happy to see you to Max..."

Bella covered her ears and shouted, "LALALALALALA!" the whole time Jade was cursing.
Orlando laughed, "She's still convinced that she needs to preserve her innocence."

Even though he knew she couldn't hear him, Jade still screamed at Kyira, "FYI, b***ch, I LIKE LICKING D***S!" before driving off.
Adrian just went into another painful laughing fit.

Kyira pulled out her cell phone once Max had released her and called Jade's number.
"Come on Jade...I have something uber importanteh to tell you..."

"However far away, I will always love you. However long I stay, I will always-" Jade's phone sang before he answered it.
"Hola, Chico's House 'o Junk, Chico speekeeng." Jade answered in his best Mexican accent.

"You wish you could get d***"
Kyira hung up and giggled quietly to herself.
"He's gonna kill me...but I still love him, as a brother of course."
Max had made a face when Kyira said that, but gave a goofy grin when she reassured him.

"Oh! I get all the d*** I want, you little-" Jade started cursing loudly, but it was muffled as Adrian clapped her hand over his mouth.