Random Jade/AFI/Blaqk Audio Stuff.

Get me the picture/proof now...O.O'

calm down. i was kidding.
but that would be pretty hot....

-_-'
I knew my boys were straight!

...........................
you absolutely positively sure?
i mean, seriously?
you don't have my gaydar....

awww.....
but cuddle-on-the-couch best friends is more adorable.....
especially when Davey amd Jade show how close their friendship is...
I'm pretty sure their cuddling is about to turn into heavy petting.
but since they live about 6 hours away from each other, it'll probably be phone sex instead.

Jade's doggie is in da hood.
lmao.
i suck at gangsta talk.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I was just watching a trailer for "The Eye" with Jessica Alba and the background music was 'The Love Letter'.
OMG!!

Random weird pic time!

1) Is that thing in the wig Adam?
2) Hunter, you creep.
3) Ditto
4) Jade is giving the camera a "you know you want me" look.
5) Jade: "WTF, man?!" Hunter: "Srsly."
6) *plays 'Eye of the Tiger'*
7) Davey's hot for Adam!
8) Adam looks either mid-way through a hangover of high. Or a combination of both/
9) Adam drank milk that tastes funny.
10) This was taken back when the band was in "Annie". Davey was Annie, and Jade and Adam were his two butch bodyguards.
11) Jade: "With this pineapple, we will rule the world." Adam, "Fear us."
12-14) Who is the girl in this relationship?
15) Jade feels left out of the cuddle-fest.
16) And with this fragile alliance made between elves and men, the plan to defeat Sauron began.
17) I'm guessing they were performing 'Thriller' in costume?
18) Adam: "You tossed off one of your fleas."

this is adorable! Jade's all like *glare* *smooch*

In the words of the great Adam Carson: : "Yes..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3EIP_YjECk

Random quote time! These are all taken from AFI's making of Love Like Winter video and bonus footage.

Smith Puget: *puts on yellow sunglasses* "I got my stunna shades on!"
Davey Havok: "I think I saw the Olsen twins wearing those....I'm not kidding."
Smith: *takes off glasses and looks disappointed/disgusted/???*

Marc Webb (director of the music video for Love Like Winter): "We're gonna shoot uhh, a little fable, a little story of um, the band getting lost in the snow. Davey is seduced by a uh...ice b***h."

Smith: "Alright. I'm gonna go find the three quarters of AFI that aren't Dave. They're all in their Tuscan Raider outfits, ready for the snowstorm."

Smith: "Do you all have goggles upside down?"
Hunter Burgan: "Uh, these are actually right side up."
Smith; "Mmm, no."
Hunter: *puts on goggles* "Mmm, yep."

Smith: "I'm gonna make a point. Ready?" *slaps Davey's bare back"
Davey: *moans a little bit* *smiles* *laughter*
Smith: "Point well taken."

Jade Puget; "I just woke up about uh, 30 seconds ago."
Smith: "Was that your breakfast?" *points to box of Nerds*
Jade: "This?" *picks up box*
Smith: "Yeah."
Jade: "Yeah, I'm on a all Nerds diet."

Smith: "Tell me something about this video. Conceptually, overall."
Jade: "Uh... *thinks hard* We're gonna have some snow...gonna have me..."

Adam Carson: "Just make me look cute, man. Make me look cute."

Hunter: "I don't believe in dancing. I don't believe it exists."

Davey: *chokes on fake snow cough cough cough* "That's f***in' awful!" *cough cough*

Smith: "Welcome to Narnia. I mean, uh, Love Like Winter."

Smith: "I'm gonna be a hand model for my brother, he couldn't make it today. Well, he died in the snow, so..."

More quotes! This time from random sources.

Jade: "If you think I didn't play the solo in My Michelle, come over here and I'll show you I can ollie higher than you can!"

Jade: "Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you."

Interviewer: "If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?"
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: *looking confused* "What?!"

Jade: "Hackey-bag-foot-sack always confused me. I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and end up kicking it into the lake."

Davey: "Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin."

Jade: "I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined but I already new how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-ass piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage."

Jade: "Jeebus! Those are great things to recieve! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time and it sucked. Totally. And I said, 'Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks'."

Jade: "If you really want to see some ill patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake."

Jade: "I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature."

Adam: "I'd prefer 'f**k and smash the state', because when you put the two together, you get crazy violent sex."
Davey: "Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there; the drummer with the hair likes rough sex."

Davey: "If you ever see us, you'll know which one of us is Mark, whether or not he's playing guitar or anything because he's the one that's pretty. He's the cutie. Don't be intimidated, feel free to give him a big wet kiss from me."

Davey: "We'll have buttons and stickers soon...I've gotta pee."

Jade: "If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to this question be the same as the answer to the first question?"

Jade: "Will you have sex with me? No? Rape it is, then!"

Davey: "I didn't take a bath with 3 girls and a guy between 5 and 7 am."

Davey: "I think I just have chronic slow-dying syndrome."

Read Magazine: Davey Havok of A.F.I walks to the press area at Randall's Island wearing all black, carrying a black umbrella to "keep the sun off." He walks towards me, but gets distracted by a curious-looking tree with a strange prickly covering. "That must be the stuff they made the crown of thorns out of," he jokes as he rubs his finger from the pain of touching the tree.

Jade: "So, what's the speed of dark?"

Jade: "God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as the beverage of choice for child molesters because I knew this creepy old man who drank it and he must have been a child molester because all old people are child molesters."

Jade: "That doesn't sound like any Loose Change or Redemption 87 song, I think it's Enrique Iglesias."

Adam: "We were just one world away, bluebleeblah... let us stay one world away."

Davey: "I blow!"
Jade: "Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak."

Jade: "You should say, 'Why are you such a stupid dumb ugly? You said you didn't like him but meanwhile you're a dumb ugly because you totally love him!' and then she'll be all like, 'That's pretty big talk for someone who eats poop!' and then you'll totally be all like, 'More like doesn't eat poop!'"

Davey: "I'm half masculine and half feminine."

Davey (when asked if he freaked out in the theater when he saw The Ring): "Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice!"

Davey: "We don't wear your Abercrombie, please don't listen to our punk rock."

Hunter: "My birthday is coming up. I'm a size 2! *wink wink*"

Davey; "I look like an inflatable f***doll!"

Davey: "Don't you know that I burst into flames if I step into a church?!"

Davey; "I'd more likely be dressed as a mermaid."

Jade's word association. (hi-larioussss.)

Question: Okay, free association. You know the drill, I give you a
word, and you give me the first thing that comes to mind.
Jade’s answer:
AFI - Sno-cone
Sno-cone - Dammit!
pink - I can go for hours, if you know what I mean
Davey - Hammock
Adam - Pirate
Hunter - Gatherer
Pirate - Adam
Ninja - Totally sweet!
God - Bless
JadeXCore - Amen

((I heart Davey Hammock and Sno-cone Dammit!))

Interviewer: So now, because Davey's not here and he can't defend himself, Live Freaky, Die Freaky. He's an animated puppet-thingy in that, did you guys watch that yet? Is it weird to see him like that as a cartoon?
Adam: As a gay animated hair dresser?
Interviewer: yeah
Adam: He's kind of a gay animated hair dresser all the time, so it's kind of not a stretch.

((HA!))

That... is a lot of stuff.
You have...
*sings* Too much(ch-ch)! Time on your hands!"

:P

Jade: "The Despair Faction is not meant to be something that members can hold over the head of those who don't belong. We realize not everyone can afford membership but, at the same time, we want to make sure that everyone who did join gets the most for their money. The upcoming shows did not sell out so quickly because DF members got first crack at the tickets, they only comprise a small portion of the people who will be there. They just simply sold out fast. Furthermore, we'll be coming through your town so many times in the next year that'll you'll be sick of seeing us. I know there's alot of people who are dedicated fans and simply don't have 30, you will be well taken care of and will get into shows even if I have to come pick you up at your house, take you to the show, and sneak you in the back door in a drum case. Now let's all make like Rodney King and get along."

Jade: "A kid told me a couple of nights ago, in New York, that my sideburns are a real inspiration to him... his sideburns were very inspired by mine."

Jade: "Just because I had a few meaningless one night patty-cake encounters doesn't mean I'm a whore."

Jade: "We'll be playing in Minnesota in the Mall of America, at the mini golf course... in the windmill."

Jade: "But yeah! It's exciting to finally have something out even if it's one song. I know most of you probably already have rips of Stiff Kittens but dig up some change in the cushions of your couch and buy it. If you put the change in the CD tray of your computer and close it, the money goes right to Apple and the song automatically downloads to your desktop. On second though, there will be one person who actually does that and then gets mad because their computer bursts into flames, so please don't put change in your computer people, I lied."


Interviewer: Best pick up line you've ever used, or had used on you?
Jade: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?
Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.

Interviewer: In 6 words or less, give us the best idea that you can of who Jade Puget is.
Jade: Trouble, baby, trouble.
Interviewer: Do you believe in angels?
Jade: Yeah, I think they've got a shot this year.
Interviewer: What's your favorite shade/color?
Jade: Well, I'm sponsored by black so I'll have to go with that.
Interviewer: Are there any AFI songs of which you're not very fond? (Hunter admitted to Weathered Tome...) If not, do you have a least favorite?
Jade: I really only like the first 7-inch.
Interviewer: Has anything really funny ever happened in the studio that you don't mind sharing?
Jade: No, I don't mind.
Interviewer: I give you a word, and you give me the first thing that comes to mind. Pink
Jade: I can go for hours, if you know what I mean.
Interviewer: Davey
Jade: Hammock
Interviewer: Adam
Jade: Pirate
Interviewer: Hunter
Jade: Gatherer
Interviewer: Pirate
Jade: Adam

Interviewer: Did you have any crappy childhood nicknames?
Jade: Mine was Super Flying Turbo Ninja. My grandma gave it to me.

Hunter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jade: I got tired of poking Adam, so now I'm poking you.
Hunter: Did you give him that hair band?
Fan: Yes
Hunter: Bad, bad fan.

Davey: "If I was gay I would be proud of it."

Davey: "Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I cant get a microphone that f*cking works."

Davey: "Do you want to see my hunk of burning love?"

Davey: "I kan nawt spel gud... doesn't it suck that I can't spell?"

Fan: I love you Davey!
Davey: Hey, thanks!
Fan: I don't want to have sex with you though.
Davey: (sad) Oh...

Adam (about having a tongue ring): "I had one but got tired of it. I just woke up one day and realized that I thought it was dumb that I had chipped a few teeth by biting it accidentally. Also, seeing every sorority girl on TRL with one pissed me off."

Adam: "My name is Adam, and if you quote this message then I will have a quote."

Adam: "I don’t like photo shoots. At all. I’m a drummer, not a model."

Hunter: Jade stole my answer."

Hunter: "(Hunters cell phone rings) Its says private. I don’t even know who this is, I’m gonna answer anyway. (answers) Oh, hi mom!"

Hunter:(Reads the side of a pen) I don’t trust pens that say do not shake on them. (Throws pen behind him and gets a new one and then he shakes the hell out of it)"

Random Person: See! Here's you! You’re staring at the table!
Hunter: I was trying to move it with my mind.

Hunter: I’ll tell you an epic tale about licorice. Well...it’s not really an epic tale. It will really just answer the question as to why I hate licorice. (Clears throat.) The epic tale of licorice. When I was a small child my mother somehow had access to licorice flavored toothpaste. Her sister or one of her friends worked at a place where they had an ample supply of this stuff.
This is me age zero through three...or somewhere around there. I would steal these tubes and go hide behind a tree and eat them.
Well this is where I developed my hatred for licorice because I made myself sick.
Interviewer: Well do you have a hatred for toothpaste?
Hunter: No. But I always hated licorice. So growing up as a kid...“You want some licorice”...“No thanks...I hate licorice”. You’re a kid. You’re allowed to hate things. That’s what being a kid is...oh I hate this vegetable. Then in 1995 I was twenty-five no wait...nineteen...
Interviewer: Don’t get ahead of yourself.
Hunter: My friends and I were hanging out at this gas station and I noticed this candy bar that I had never seen before. It was this magical candy bar. I go “look at this magical candy bar!” But I didn’t have any money and my friend said he’d buy me that magical candy bar if I ate a brick of licorice.
Interviewer: A brick?
Hunter: A full on brick. I pictured it as one...two...three...four... five...six bites, tops! I could just eat it and then have this magical candy bar, so I thought “I’m going to do this”.
Interviewer: Ok...who makes bricks of licorice?
Hunter: I don’t know, but they should be in prison.
So I launch into this brick of licorice and I find out that it’s so thick and dense that you can not just eat this in six bites. You would have to peel off a piece and then eat it. My mouths watering and it’s just making me sick. Its been built into my DNA that I hate licorice. I’m struggling and dying. I snuck my friend a piece...when no one was looking I’d throw a piece over my shoulder as far as I could. We got into a car and I snuck a piece into my sock.
It was huge. I seriously felt like I’m gonna throw up. So I got about 80(percent) done with this brick of licorice and I was sick to my stomach and my friends like, “It’s cool. You can have this magical bar.” And I’m like “It’s cool...I don’t feel good”. So from that day forward, which was about eleven years ago I’m not even tempted to eat licorice even on a dare.
Interviewer: Was the magical bar worth it?
Hunter: I may have had it later...so...no. That’s the real lesson. No magical candy bar is worth eating something that you’ve hated since you were a baby.
I’m not sure if that qualifies as an epic tale...
Interviewer: It could be. What is the “truth” about AFI?
Hunter: The truth is that we’re not such a terribly serious band. We’re actually all really funny guys and fun loving, and that’s the truth that comes to mind.

Interviewer: What’s your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I’m God.
Hunter: He follows him. I’m atheist.
Interviewer: Oh my god, you don’t believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No.
Davey: I always go up to him, and I’m like, “ Hunter ... what’s up?”
Hunter: I have a picture of the one god that I do put all my faith in, right here. (He pulls out his wallet and shows a picture.) His name is Molo, and he’s the god of moles.
Interviewer: I’m just asking, because I see how all your stuff has 666 and stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re Satanic, I’m just wondering where that came from.
Hunter: My phone number. I didn’t want to give it all away...
Interviewer: So I’m not going to get enlightened, am I?
Davey: You can if you believe in me.
Interviewer: I do believe in God, and I didn’t know I was going to meet him tonight.
Davey: Just welcome me into your heart.
Jade: The Lord has mysterious hair.
Davey: The Lord has mysterious fashion sense.

Interviewer: If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey: Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer: It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey: Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey: So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer: Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey: Probably Adam
Interviewer: Why Adam?
Davey: Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam: Tender!
Interviewer: Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey: Right.
Adam: I'm the other white meat!

Jim Shearer: We know football fans are crazy. How would we compare them to AFI fans?
Jade: I think the level of craziness is pretty close. Different, via the AFI crazy fans are typically a bit more frail than the football fans.
Jim Shearer: Oh wow. Were you the center?
Davey: Um, I'm the center. Of everything!
Jim Shearer: Oh, I would imagine you would be the quarterback.
Davey: Is that what the quarterback does? I'M A QUARTERBACK.

Oh snit.

Studied and occasional,
With devastating nonchalance,
A movie blazes on the blanket, on the wall.
Fingers are silhouettes on the screen,
Drowning in the symmetry.
Tennessee Williams reclining admirably, all very
Matter-of-fact and casually confident.
Twining like cats, bitten by bitter air,
We drive through the dimness, eyes blurred and burning,
Straining to decipher the calculus of a heart's rhythm.
-Jade Puget

Nick 13 from Tiger Army and long Time friend of AFI interviews Adam Carson, and a couple other guys butt in.

Nick13: All right, Adam, you're usually hidden back there behind the drums and, as a consequence, you're the least visible member of the band. What's Adam Carson all about? What kind of things are you interested in?
Adam: It's about all areas.
Nick: Let's see, that was my next question. Is it about all areas?
Adam: You know, at the time I'm not sure it was. But nowadays, it's definitely about all areas.
Nick: Is it now?
Adam: Yeah
Jade: We like to get stupid in the area.
Nick: Okay.
Adam: What was the question?
Nick: The question is, you know, who's Adam Carson? What's he into?
Adam: You know, I couldn't answer this question last time, and I'm gonna have a hard time with it again.
Jade: He's too biased.
Adam: I really couldn't nail it down.
Nick: Okay. Well, let's talk about me, then. Now, you've been a long time honorary member of Tiger Army. You play the drums on the self-titled Tiger Army album. What was it like working with Nick 13? Is he a genius, as some say?
Adam: Well...I think it was enjoyable. It was a little different because, with AFI, I have complete creative freedom. I mean, obviously, if I'm doing something crazy wack, they're going to tell me to tone it down. But usually, I try to strike a balance between playing the songs and really trying to find out what the songs are doing and making sure I don't get in the way, but also having a small part of my parts having a little bit of creativity and a little bit of flavor and doing something interesting.
Nick: And on the Tiger Army record, you just didn't give a sh*t?
Adam: No, with the Tiger Army record, you were very precise about what you wanted to hear, so I tried to sneak things in, but, inevitable, the drums were real stripped down. And I think, as a result, it worked really well. I think the songs really flow well, and I definitely don't get in the way. And also, it's more difficult with psychobilly - you have the stand-up bass providing a lot of percussion- and the drums can f*ck with that balance, they can get in the way of what's going on rhythmically with the stand-up bass. So it was best for me to just put down a solid beat. I hope I did that.
Nick: You did. Enough about Tiger Army...but Adam is definitely a very versatile and talented drummer, and probably underrated. I don't know if drummers get the credit they deserve. [doorbell buzzes]
Hunter: Does that mean the time is up?
Jade: No, it was like "Wrong"
Adam: Survey says...
Davey: Survey says... [Davey makes buzzing sound]
Nick: Sorry. I tried, Adam.