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((BTW, That Light guy's name spelled backwards is "Im.a.gay" That is the only reason I haven't watched Death Note.))

These were text messages sent last night...

(102): the room is spinning and i'm being attacked by a flying demon moth of doom!!! AHHIGGHHHHH

(305): he thought he was all cool till he found out a drag queen just gave him h*ad


(410): Babe, can we chase llamas? That's what the unicorn said, he also said blue rainbows taste like sh*t.

(831): I just had a conversation with my cat in the shower about pancakes. We both like them a lot.

(607): so he shaved down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot, but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.

(704): I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is

(808): I puked up Nyquil and sushi last night... It came out like oatmeal. Red oatmeal

We just compared cheese sticks to an angel on a puffy cloud... Covered in bacon!! :)

(256): i want to take it up the ass from ur big throbbing cockasaurus rex

there's many more to come