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What would I do if I found out I was pregnant with an elephants baby... pray that it comes out my belly-button and not another point of exit....

Posts : 3726 Join date : 2008-08-25 Location : Strangeland

Lmfao xD

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That guy's awesome. Post more vids please.

Posts : 3726 Join date : 2008-08-25 Location : Strangeland

I will later.
But first.

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Lmao xD I love that show.

Posts : 3726 Join date : 2008-08-25 Location : Strangeland

Posts : 3726 Join date : 2008-08-25 Location : Strangeland

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Posts : 3726 Join date : 2008-08-25 Location : Strangeland

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Lol. Well, I gotta go, see yah later.

Posts : 3726 Join date : 2008-08-25 Location : Strangeland

Toodles

Subject: Re: Random Luls Page Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:46 pm

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother
you.
'But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she
had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about
his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!'
See - Men just don't listen!