Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.

"NO NO NO NO NO!" Kyira screamed. She grabbed the cookie back from them both, shoving it back in Jade's mouth, then shoving Panduh's on Jade's.

Panduh's and Jade's faces both looked like this 8O, but neither of them moved at first. After a minute, Panduh pulled away, wiping cookie crumbs off her lips, and Jade finally swallowing the cookie.

"See Bella, you need to not interfere with my plans, they always end good."

Bella rolled her eyes, "Bloody ninjas... No offense, Jade."

Panduh and Jade just blushed and smiled sheepishly.

"Oh go make Pajavey porn!"

Bella looked at Kyira in alarm, "NO! NO! NO! VIRGIN EARS, OVER HERE!"

Jade's face lit up, and he gave Panduh a suggestive look, complete with the corny wiggling eyebrows. Panduh giggled, and they got up and dissaperaed into the nearest tree.

Bella slammed her head into a tree, accidentally smacking her head a bit too hard, and splitting it open.
"Gah! Anyone got a band-aid?"
Though clearly it needed more than a band-aid.

"Nope." Kyira called as she set up a video camera in the love tree.
"So you guys can remember it always!"

Bella drop-kicked Kyira, "No! No porn!"

Kyira backflipped off Bella and landed like Tifa onto a wall.
"Dont, KICK ME!"
Kyira zipped across the space and knocked Bella into a rock wall.

Bella squirmed away, climbing onto Kyira's back like a spider monkey and not letting go.

Kyira jumped a clear 20 feet in the air and slammed her back down onto the ground.

Bella still didn't let go, despite severe bleeding from where she hit the ground.

"Gah! Get off!"

"No!" Bella shouted, "Not until you apologize!"

Kyira disappeared, Bella left in the air to fall and hit her butt.
"No!"

Bella hit the ground, frowning and running off.

Jade stuck his head out of the porn tree, with a leaf stuck in his hair and said, "Adam, can you break those two up? I'm kinda busy right now."
Adam sighed and stood up. Being the tall beast that he was, he grabbed Kyira and Bella by the back of their shirts and held them up above the ground. "I'll let you down when you two promise to stop fighting. Only full blooded pirates and ninjas can fight each other."

Bella frowned, "Well, she is full-blooded ninja. I'm just a freak."

"You are not!" Panduh called from the tree. That was followed by a squeal and some rythmic thumping. Adam shook his head and said, "I think someone should spray those two with some water or something..."

"JELLATIN FREE GUMMY BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kyira screamed so loud Adam's ear drums would bust.

Jade, Panduh, and Adam's faces lit up at the mention of veggie-head safe gummi bears. Ignoring the fact that his ears were bleeding, Adam set Bella sown, and shook Kyira violently, screaming "I want the gummi bears!"

Kyira grinned and pulled out said gummi bears.
"Here ya go."