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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:16 pm

Kyira facepalmed and pulled out Jade Puget.
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She tossed him lightly towards the pirates and dashed away quickly.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:52 pm

Jade landed on his feet, thanks to his cat-like reflexes. Panduh ran over to him and hugged him, squealing and immediately going into fan-girl mode. Jade sighed and put one hand on his hip.
"Panduh, how long have you known me?"
Panduh looked up at Jade, her arms still around his waist. "It'll be two years this Wednesday," she said matter of factly.
"Exactly." Jade retorted. "Do we have to go through the whole fan-girl thing every time you see me?"
Panduh looked sad. "No," she said, backing away slightly. Jade couldn't stand to see her sad, so he held onto her hand. That cheered her up almost immediately.

"Avast, ye scurvy creatures of the darkness!" A familiar voice called out. Adam Carson marched up to Jade and Panduh, his sword held out, and his hat hang weirdly, almost covering his eye that wasn't hidden behind an eyepatch.
"Hey Adam," Jade and Panduh said, Jade looking slightly bored since there wasn't any soymilk around.
"Oh, it's you guys." Adam said, lowering his sword. "I thought you were a couple of those wretched pirate-slaying 'ninjas'."

Jade wrinkled up his nose, reminding Adam of how much Jade hated hearing pirates talk bad about his ninjas.
"Oh these silly kids." Adam sighed and shook his head. "They don't understand that we can all just get along."
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:15 pm

Without warning, Bella was on Adam's shoulders with her finger on her chin as if she were contemplating the meaning of life, "Actually, they can't. Ninjas and pirates were born to feud with each other. Panduh and I are just what happens when the ninjas rape the pirates unprotected."

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:45 pm

"And I'm just weird."
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:32 am

"if they can't why aren't you killing yourself then bella?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:23 pm

"I'm an anomaly." Bella winked.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:11 pm

"A what?" Panduh said, flicking Kyira on the nose for being near Jade's hair without permission.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:17 pm

"It's a rare occurrence or mystery." Bella explained. She had forgotten Panduh didn't know big words.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:18 pm

Panduh crossed her eyes and stuck out her tongue at Bella for making her feel stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:23 pm

"Don't worry." Bella comforted, "I met this demon dragon guy once and he was all like, 'what chu talkin' 'bout, foo?' and I was all like, 'I'm-a talkin' bout mah supah coolness, yo!'. Point is, he didn't know what it was either."

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:25 pm

"Yeah, I hate those stupid dragons and/or dragon-ish demons." Jade said, shaking his head.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:28 pm

"They got attitude like no one's business." Bella shook her head.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:42 pm

Kyira kicked Panduh and cut Jade's hair. She disappeared in a blink.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:00 am

"Aww, you b****h," Jade said, before shutting his eyes tightly. Using his hella rad ninja powers, he grew his hair back in a second.
Panduh just pouted and wondered why Kyira was so pissy.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:01 am

((Censor!))

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:02 am

Kyira's voice shouted, "You flicked my nose! I was just hiding in his massive hair, geez!"

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:03 am

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((i censored! what else is there to censor?))

Jade looked at Panduh, petting his hair with a frown on his face. "My hair's not massive...is it?" he whined.
Adam just rolled his eyes and muttered, "Not this again..."
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:19 pm

Bella smiled patting the air above his head, "No. Mine is massive on my 80's days, but your's isn't. Trust me."

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:35 pm

"Panduh, I found a ninja throwing star shaped cookie!"

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:38 pm

Panduh perked up. "Where?!" She said, looking around frantically.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:45 pm

Kyira held up the cookie high.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:47 pm

"I want it I want it I want it!" Panduh said, jumping to try to reach the cookie, even though Kyira was only like 2 inches taller than her.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:48 pm

Kyira crammed it in Jade's mouth and made a face like this ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:52 pm

Panduh started to try to get the cookie, but Jade held out his hand and kept her away. "Mgh cookeh!" he said, trying to chew the mouthful of cookie.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja Pirate Wars: R.I.P.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:56 pm

Bella snatched it out of his hand and broke it in half, handing a piece to each of them, "There."

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