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PostSubject: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:14 pm

Post randomly funny quotes here

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That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:15 pm

'I believe that people and fish and coexist peacefully'-George W. Bush

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'Cause everything is never as it seems

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From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:25 pm

You want some really hilarious AFI quotes, check the last few pages of the Jade/AFI/Blaqk Audio thread

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:34 pm

will do!

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'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
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As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:14 pm

"I would not like to go to Africa because I do not like sushi"
-Britney Spears

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A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:18 pm

I told Bella about how someone had ripped my friend's jacket, and she said, "That's not nice. Sheep work really hard to make that cotton."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:21 pm

i know, she told me that at the lunch table
i almost chocked on my soy-chicken fajita

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'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:22 am

"Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station." -Orlando Bloom, on filming in Kentucky

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:36 am

"What a queer thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves men. Fudge!" -Lemuel Washburn

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:20 pm

Me- "Didn't JFK die of polio?"
Cheyenne- "Smarty, he was shot"
Me- "Oh yeah..."

epic fail

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'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
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A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:51 pm

My Brother: Hey! Let me show you this thing on youtube.
Friend: We can't. My dad is on the computer. He's a professor so he has to get ready for school to start back.
Brother: Your dad is a professor? I didn't even know he was smart!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:07 pm

"Swat?" -Ms. Simmons

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A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:23 pm

My Uncle: ((Talking about the bags that fold-up chairs come in)) d*mn! It's hard to get these chair-condoms on, isn't it?

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