Funny Quotes

Subject: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:14 pm

Post randomly funny quotes here

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I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:15 pm

'I believe that people and fish and coexist peacefully'-George W. Bush

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I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:25 pm

You want some really hilarious AFI quotes, check the last few pages of the Jade/AFI/Blaqk Audio thread

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The hardest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.

Orchestra Of Wolves - Gallows

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:34 pm

will do!

_________________

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:14 pm

"I would not like to go to Africa because I do not like sushi"
-Britney Spears

_________________

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:18 pm

I told Bella about how someone had ripped my friend's jacket, and she said, "That's not nice. Sheep work really hard to make that cotton."

_________________

The hardest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.

Orchestra Of Wolves - Gallows

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:21 pm

i know, she told me that at the lunch table
i almost chocked on my soy-chicken fajita

_________________

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:22 am

"Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station." -Orlando Bloom, on filming in Kentucky

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Judge if you want.
We're all going to die.
But I intend to deserve it.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:36 am

"What a queer thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves men. Fudge!" -Lemuel Washburn

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The hardest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.

Orchestra Of Wolves - Gallows

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:20 pm

Me- "Didn't JFK die of polio?"
Cheyenne- "Smarty, he was shot"
Me- "Oh yeah..."

epic fail

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I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:51 pm

My Brother: Hey! Let me show you this thing on youtube.
Friend: We can't. My dad is on the computer. He's a professor so he has to get ready for school to start back.
Brother: Your dad is a professor? I didn't even know he was smart!

_________________

Judge if you want.
We're all going to die.
But I intend to deserve it.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:07 pm

"Swat?" -Ms. Simmons

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I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

-Fireflies by Owl City

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:23 pm

My Uncle: ((Talking about the bags that fold-up chairs come in)) d*mn! It's hard to get these chair-condoms on, isn't it?

_________________

Judge if you want.
We're all going to die.
But I intend to deserve it.